Awkward Fireman?

I just had mother and daughter bonding time. As i was plucking her white hair, armpit hair, and eyebrows we started out convo on relationships.

Me: When's Jessica (my sister) going to get married?
Mom: Somtime next year, I think in september...You shouldn't involve yourself in a relationship.
Me: uhhhh okay. Although I think the awkward guys always flock to me, and i dont know why. You know, the socially awkward.
Mom: (Frowns)Have you ever dated the awkward? They flock to you because you are a wild child.
Me: Yes I've dated some.
Mom: urghh, you dont like those kind of men, do you?
Me: Hecttt no, I like them Manly. Like firemen status.
Mom: But the awkward guys are good husbands because they are nice.
Me: Yeah, but they are boooooring. They do everything I tell them to do. Too nice.
Mom: Dont you want a nice husband? You would have a happy life.
Me: No i wouldnt have a happy life because there is no fun involved.
Mom: Marriage isnt about fun, its about family and growing together.
Me: Well i dont want to date or marry a guy who im not going to have fun with, My marriage is going to be fun. Because Im a strong woman i want my man to be stronger than me.
Mom: You guys will always fight then.
Me: oh well, ill kick his ass then.
Mom: You should go hold a sign in front of a fire station and the sign should read "Looking for a fireman to marry"
Me: Yeah ill get right on it. -_____-