Awkward Fireman?

I just had mother and daughter bonding time. As i was plucking her white hair, armpit hair, and eyebrows we started out convo on relationships.

Me: When's Jessica (my sister) going to get married?
Mom: Somtime next year, I think in september...You shouldn't involve yourself in a relationship.
Me: uhhhh okay. Although I think the awkward guys always flock to me, and i dont know why. You know, the socially awkward.
Mom: (Frowns)Have you ever dated the awkward? They flock to you because you are a wild child.
Me: Yes I've dated some.
Mom: urghh, you dont like those kind of men, do you?
Me: Hecttt no, I like them Manly. Like firemen status.
Mom: But the awkward guys are good husbands because they are nice.
Me: Yeah, but they are boooooring. They do everything I tell them to do. Too nice.
Mom: Dont you want a nice husband? You would have a happy life.
Me: No i wouldnt have a happy life because there is no fun involved.
Mom: Marriage isnt about fun, its about family and growing together.
Me: Well i dont want to date or marry a guy who im not going to have fun with, My marriage is going to be fun. Because Im a strong woman i want my man to be stronger than me.
Mom: You guys will always fight then.
Me: oh well, ill kick his ass then.
Mom: You should go hold a sign in front of a fire station and the sign should read "Looking for a fireman to marry"
Me: Yeah ill get right on it. -_____-

Grandma

I LOVE my grandma more than words can describe! I love her more than money, shoes, boys, movies, and life itself!! If I was granted one wish it would be for her to live forverrrr! She is my cheese to my macaroni. If i ever meet a man, he has to love my grandma and treat her right, or else his ass is out the door. Not having to go to school until November i have been spending a lot more time with her. Not being able to start school with the rest of the world sucks but the fact that i get to finally spend time with her without worrying about school is such a blessing:) I LOVE you grandma and I wish i was super rich right now so i could buy you the world, but please wait a little bit more!

Scholarship.

This is one of my scholarship essay I wrote, surprisingly it didn't take more than 20 minutes. It may have been a fast write but I feel like it really captured my feelings. Would you give me a scholarship after reading this 250 word essay??

Ever since I was little, my life goal was to become a successful nurse. To me, a successful nurse isn't someone who works a lot to make a lot. It's someone who is successful because they really love and care for the patients. That's my ultimate goal when i become a nurse. I don't want to do the job just to make the money, but I want to do it out of the goodness of my heart. Not to take care of the patients because it's "my job" but to take care of the patients because I really want to help them. If I am not able to help them get better physically, I at least want to try my best to help them heal emotionally. I believe that every patient should feel the warmth and love from every nurse that may cross their way. It angers me to know that there are some nurses out there that do what they do because of the "good pay" or the "good hours". I want to look pass all that and really bring out the true meaning of being a nurse to where ever I may go after I finish nursing school. I want to get to know my patients and grow a relationship with them so that I may be able to better serve them. I was born with a heart to serve those that need help, and I plan to use this heart of mine to its fullest.